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Where in the World is D today?
Same place as usual, but can you see me?
I really like the radio program This American Life. This show is right up my alley for looking at normal everyday types of stuff in a different way. If you're not familiar with it, you ought to trying listening some time. Every week they take a theme and have 3-5 stories/essays on that theme. A few weeks ago the theme was Home Alone. The first story of home alone is what has been bumping around in my head for the past couple of weeks.
Mary Ann was an older lady who lived and ultimately died, alone, in L.A. It turns out that the L.A. Police dept. has a unit of people to look into and find relatives. There was nothing.... no one. Eventually they found a nephew. Mary Ann's cremated remains were eventually buried in a grave with a bunch of other, over 300, unclaimed people over 10 years.
This, along with my mother dying from cancer, got me thinking about my solitary life. We live in a world built for couples. Unlike Mary Ann though, I do have family that would claim me. It would be a short search to find them. But that's not the issue. The real issue is how long would it take for somebody to realize I was dead?
My neighbors know me. I'm the guy that gives gifts of bread and cookies every fall to the houses around me. I like to cook and I couldn't possibly eat it all. They know my snazzy little car. They appreciate when I walk over to say the party is a bit too loud instead of calling the police. Sometimes I even hangout and have a beer with them. I'm pretty sure I'm well liked and respected. BUT..... It is not uncommon for me to go several days, even a week with no meaningful, face to face, contact with other humans.
Yes, Of course, I leave the house. People see my body wondering about, but as an unemployed person, no body expects me to be anywhere, so I wouldn't be missed. I am in fact, invisible in our society.
I was born with a factory second body and have made my peace with death long ago. I don't fear it, but I don't think I want to die alone either, especially if I KNOW it's the end. Even as a Believer in Christ and life in Heaven where I know I will be better off. To die alone is a sad thing to have happen to anyone.
None of us knows when it's our time to go. So I've tried to quietly get my house in order, just in case.
If I do go alone and my organs spoil, I'm going to be really ticked! It may sound strange, but because of the aforementioned birth defect, I can't give blood, but I am proud to say I am an Organ Donor . I've been taking pretty good care of my body so somebody can have a good heart, or lungs, kidneys or liver. (I don't have a gall bladder or spleen anymore.) I want the doctors to take it all! Every time I see a blood drive advertisement I get a little sad, but take comfort in all the other cool stuff I get to share. Hopefully later than sooner for the record.
I will continue my quest for partnership, love, whatever may come .... But in the meantime, if you see me looking peeked, SEE ME. Make sure somebody gets my stuff!
(As an aside, if you're reading this and you're not an organ donor, please think about donating your organs. They might come in handy after you don't need them them anymore.)
Monday, December 1, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Thanksgiving and misgivings
Where in the World is D Today?
Contemplating the upcoming Holidays?
Don't quote me on this, but I think Thanksgiving is a uniquely American holiday; Though I think it tends to be filled with to many myths about early settlers and Indians. It is nonetheless a time of reflection for us all, or at least it should be.
When asked these days, "How's it going?", my typical response is, "I could get out of the bed today, so it's a good day." Some people don't get the profundity of that comment and others do. In short, I am truly grateful that I could physically get of the bed. There are many who couldn't today and won't be anytime soon. My expectations are pretty low these days. So being able to get out of bed is a big deal.
I DO want to be able to be more excited about the holidays, but early in life, my wiring got short circuited. So now I'm pretty much hard wired to be "low key" about the holidays. These days I lean towards being neutral. Which is a serious upgrade from the melancholy that has tended to be my motifs operand i. This is fine for me, but what about the kids? Really.
I worry how my generally low to flat demeanor has effected Sean and Tim. These are the finest young men around. (Said as a proud Papa!) And will be dads themselves someday. But.... As much as we may try to avoid it, we ultimately become our parents in some form. I want them to be able to feel, REALLY feel, the excitement and possibility this time of the year has to offer. In this, I'm a bad example. I tried hard, and succeeded by and large, to protect them from the violence and vicissitudes of life that I experienced growing up that so formed my thought processes. But I haven't been able to model the HOPE and JOY of the season. They've seen me groan about blatant commercialism of the holidays, etc., and thus they tend to groan about it too. I can see the pattern that has evolved, but what to do???? Will this become a repetitive cycle with them and their kids some day?
I am genuinely Thankful for good health and though I am unemployed, I have some money in the bank. I am SOOOOO blessed!! I know this! Just by simply getting out of the bed. I do believe in a Fake It Til You Make It philosophy in difficult times. But there are some things that one, Me, just can't fake very well.
What I need is for my inner voice to be able to scream, "DUDE! Let Mr. Curmudgeon go out and play!" Hmmm? It's not exactly the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, but it just might work.
Contemplating the upcoming Holidays?
Don't quote me on this, but I think Thanksgiving is a uniquely American holiday; Though I think it tends to be filled with to many myths about early settlers and Indians. It is nonetheless a time of reflection for us all, or at least it should be.
When asked these days, "How's it going?", my typical response is, "I could get out of the bed today, so it's a good day." Some people don't get the profundity of that comment and others do. In short, I am truly grateful that I could physically get of the bed. There are many who couldn't today and won't be anytime soon. My expectations are pretty low these days. So being able to get out of bed is a big deal.
I DO want to be able to be more excited about the holidays, but early in life, my wiring got short circuited. So now I'm pretty much hard wired to be "low key" about the holidays. These days I lean towards being neutral. Which is a serious upgrade from the melancholy that has tended to be my motifs operand i. This is fine for me, but what about the kids? Really.
I worry how my generally low to flat demeanor has effected Sean and Tim. These are the finest young men around. (Said as a proud Papa!) And will be dads themselves someday. But.... As much as we may try to avoid it, we ultimately become our parents in some form. I want them to be able to feel, REALLY feel, the excitement and possibility this time of the year has to offer. In this, I'm a bad example. I tried hard, and succeeded by and large, to protect them from the violence and vicissitudes of life that I experienced growing up that so formed my thought processes. But I haven't been able to model the HOPE and JOY of the season. They've seen me groan about blatant commercialism of the holidays, etc., and thus they tend to groan about it too. I can see the pattern that has evolved, but what to do???? Will this become a repetitive cycle with them and their kids some day?
I am genuinely Thankful for good health and though I am unemployed, I have some money in the bank. I am SOOOOO blessed!! I know this! Just by simply getting out of the bed. I do believe in a Fake It Til You Make It philosophy in difficult times. But there are some things that one, Me, just can't fake very well.
What I need is for my inner voice to be able to scream, "DUDE! Let Mr. Curmudgeon go out and play!" Hmmm? It's not exactly the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, but it just might work.
Things I Love
Where in the is D Today?
Trying to find hope in counter arguments.
Last week, while having a REALLY BAD day I listed the things I Hate. Today, is neither a bad or great day. It's just another day in my rather ho-hum life. But I just couldn't live the things I hate hanging out there without a counter weight. So here are some things that I love. Especially on the really bad days.
I LOVE: Laughing, Telling BAD Jokes, Ice Cream, Dancing, HUGS!, Kisses, Movies, Westerns, Action movies with lots of EXPLOSIONS, The way my Head Feels right after I shave, The Warmth of the sun on my skin, Driving with the top down, Fresh Flowers, A Clean House, Naps, Snuggling, Watching a loved one sleep next to me, Being in Love, AH-HA! moments, Hanging out with Tim and Sean, Listening to family tell stories, mowing the lawn, washing the car, exercising, being there for others.
Trying to find hope in counter arguments.
Last week, while having a REALLY BAD day I listed the things I Hate. Today, is neither a bad or great day. It's just another day in my rather ho-hum life. But I just couldn't live the things I hate hanging out there without a counter weight. So here are some things that I love. Especially on the really bad days.
I LOVE: Laughing, Telling BAD Jokes, Ice Cream, Dancing, HUGS!, Kisses, Movies, Westerns, Action movies with lots of EXPLOSIONS, The way my Head Feels right after I shave, The Warmth of the sun on my skin, Driving with the top down, Fresh Flowers, A Clean House, Naps, Snuggling, Watching a loved one sleep next to me, Being in Love, AH-HA! moments, Hanging out with Tim and Sean, Listening to family tell stories, mowing the lawn, washing the car, exercising, being there for others.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
The Rules
Where in the World is D Today?
Digging "The Rules" out of his Wallet.
For anyone that knows me, they know I am a rule follower. I don't carry an annotated Harvard Law book with me everywhere I go, but I admit that I can be a fuddy duddy when it comes to rules in general. Society needs rules, lest society run amok. I was the Dudley DoRight and Jimeny Cricket in my neighbor growing up. (OK, I finally admit it!) And in college, and at school, etc, etc. You get the gist. But I've been known to be bad on occasion. Just the other day I crossed the street and the light was red! No signal or nothing, I just crossed without any regard to the over arching impact on society. Next week I may try J walking just to stir things up. Hey, I can be as dangerous as the next guy! Chant it with me. AN - AR - CHY! AN - AR - CHY!
A couple of days ago I was having a bad day. A Really, Really BAD day. Nonetheless, in my post Looking for Matching Baggage, I mentioned rule number 1 on my list of rules to live by. Since I gave you that one, I thought I would share the rest of the list. The list is not too long, and in pretty good shape after some 20 years. Yes, I didn't just make that up, 20 years. It has, of course, been altered over time. Some things have been added, some jettisoned as I've grown as and gained small bits of wisdom here and there. I wish I could say they were all original. Some have been stolen and modified for me. (Robert Fulghum fans might recognize my variation on a few.)
So without further adieu, here are the 10 Darryl Douglas really easy, always pragmatic, non-negotiable rules to live by.
#1 Never do anything for the sake of hurting someone.
#2 Always be a Friend.
#3 Give everyone the benefit of the doubt and say less than you think.
#4 Don't take it personally (I'm horrible at this one. Good advise from a colleague when I taught high school. Give me another 20 yrs. or so to work on it. I'm faking it until then.)
#5 Always Love your neighbor, and Always pick a good neighborhood to live in.
#6 Always have Faith, and Always build your house on high ground.
~The last few fall more into the area of proverbs than rules even though they have numbers. Regardless, they are good enough to keep in mind when traveling down life's highway.~
#7 The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong.... But it's wisest to bet that way.
#8 Thoughts on Winning: It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.
#9 Thoughts on Losing: It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.
#10 Thoughts on the Game: Play to Win!
So there you have it. Another glimpse into the psyche of a guy known as D.
On last thought, the latest rule to be added to the list.
#11 When the opportunity presents itself, Always Choose Love.
Digging "The Rules" out of his Wallet.
For anyone that knows me, they know I am a rule follower. I don't carry an annotated Harvard Law book with me everywhere I go, but I admit that I can be a fuddy duddy when it comes to rules in general. Society needs rules, lest society run amok. I was the Dudley DoRight and Jimeny Cricket in my neighbor growing up. (OK, I finally admit it!) And in college, and at school, etc, etc. You get the gist. But I've been known to be bad on occasion. Just the other day I crossed the street and the light was red! No signal or nothing, I just crossed without any regard to the over arching impact on society. Next week I may try J walking just to stir things up. Hey, I can be as dangerous as the next guy! Chant it with me. AN - AR - CHY! AN - AR - CHY!
A couple of days ago I was having a bad day. A Really, Really BAD day. Nonetheless, in my post Looking for Matching Baggage, I mentioned rule number 1 on my list of rules to live by. Since I gave you that one, I thought I would share the rest of the list. The list is not too long, and in pretty good shape after some 20 years. Yes, I didn't just make that up, 20 years. It has, of course, been altered over time. Some things have been added, some jettisoned as I've grown as and gained small bits of wisdom here and there. I wish I could say they were all original. Some have been stolen and modified for me. (Robert Fulghum fans might recognize my variation on a few.)
So without further adieu, here are the 10 Darryl Douglas really easy, always pragmatic, non-negotiable rules to live by.
#1 Never do anything for the sake of hurting someone.
#2 Always be a Friend.
#3 Give everyone the benefit of the doubt and say less than you think.
#4 Don't take it personally (I'm horrible at this one. Good advise from a colleague when I taught high school. Give me another 20 yrs. or so to work on it. I'm faking it until then.)
#5 Always Love your neighbor, and Always pick a good neighborhood to live in.
#6 Always have Faith, and Always build your house on high ground.
~The last few fall more into the area of proverbs than rules even though they have numbers. Regardless, they are good enough to keep in mind when traveling down life's highway.~
#7 The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong.... But it's wisest to bet that way.
#8 Thoughts on Winning: It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.
#9 Thoughts on Losing: It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.
#10 Thoughts on the Game: Play to Win!
So there you have it. Another glimpse into the psyche of a guy known as D.
On last thought, the latest rule to be added to the list.
#11 When the opportunity presents itself, Always Choose Love.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Things I hate today
Where in the World is D today?
Shaking my head, thoroughly puzzled.
Here's a list of things I've hated today.
Tuna. Clouds. Cold Air. Cold Hearts. (My own included) Static Electricity. Winter. Isolation. Music. Football. The News. Dry Skin. My Reflection. Shaving. Oatmeal. Salad. Fried Food. Cell Phones. The Internet. Taking Chances. Unemployment. The Past. The Present. No Future. Different Perspectives. Relativity. Letting Go. Hurting Others. Indifference. Depression.
I Guess I'm having a bad day.
Shaking my head, thoroughly puzzled.
Here's a list of things I've hated today.
Tuna. Clouds. Cold Air. Cold Hearts. (My own included) Static Electricity. Winter. Isolation. Music. Football. The News. Dry Skin. My Reflection. Shaving. Oatmeal. Salad. Fried Food. Cell Phones. The Internet. Taking Chances. Unemployment. The Past. The Present. No Future. Different Perspectives. Relativity. Letting Go. Hurting Others. Indifference. Depression.
I Guess I'm having a bad day.
Looking for Matching Baggage
Where in the World is D today?
Pondering the baggage in our lives.
At the end of my entry Love Lost and Sought, I said I would write more on this subject. This is partially in response to a nasty email from the subject of that post. But the bigger and main part of this post comes from something I've wondered about for so very long. Is it possible for me and all my baggage to find someone who's baggage matches mine?
I am a thinker. I am a processor. You could call me many things, but impetuous would not be one of them. I try to see the big picture and take time to pause and reflect before reacting. Then I try my best to choose my word carefully when I speak. Words are so very powerful. "Stick and stones can break my bones, but words will never hurt me." is a LIE. Broken bones mend. Words break our hearts, our spirits. Those don't mend as well.
I wonder is it there somebody out there who is a thinker and processor like myself. Someone who's baggage matches mine. Someone who keeps commitments (following through simply because you gave your word.) Someone who will pause and response versus seeing and reacting. Responding and reacting are very different. Someone who can share emotions without becoming overly emotional. Someone who won't forget everything that they know or thought they knew about me as a kind and gentle person who's number one rule (I actually keep a list in my wallet.) is Never do anything with the purpose of hurting another person. I really do try to live that way, but I'm human and do make mistakes. So I wonder....
I'd like to say that it is just the difference between men and women, but it's not that simple. I've had men say some incredibly hurtful things too.
Or maybe I really am.. Selfish, Insensitive, Stupid, Ugly, Oreo, Ignorant, Mean, Dumb, Racist, Going to Hell, Easy Prey, Destined to be alone forever. (These comments can be attributed to friends and lovers alike.)
Maybe they're right. I do know that each comment was INTENDED to hurt.
But....Opinions vary.
To be continued.....
Pondering the baggage in our lives.
At the end of my entry Love Lost and Sought, I said I would write more on this subject. This is partially in response to a nasty email from the subject of that post. But the bigger and main part of this post comes from something I've wondered about for so very long. Is it possible for me and all my baggage to find someone who's baggage matches mine?
I am a thinker. I am a processor. You could call me many things, but impetuous would not be one of them. I try to see the big picture and take time to pause and reflect before reacting. Then I try my best to choose my word carefully when I speak. Words are so very powerful. "Stick and stones can break my bones, but words will never hurt me." is a LIE. Broken bones mend. Words break our hearts, our spirits. Those don't mend as well.
I wonder is it there somebody out there who is a thinker and processor like myself. Someone who's baggage matches mine. Someone who keeps commitments (following through simply because you gave your word.) Someone who will pause and response versus seeing and reacting. Responding and reacting are very different. Someone who can share emotions without becoming overly emotional. Someone who won't forget everything that they know or thought they knew about me as a kind and gentle person who's number one rule (I actually keep a list in my wallet.) is Never do anything with the purpose of hurting another person. I really do try to live that way, but I'm human and do make mistakes. So I wonder....
I'd like to say that it is just the difference between men and women, but it's not that simple. I've had men say some incredibly hurtful things too.
Or maybe I really am.. Selfish, Insensitive, Stupid, Ugly, Oreo, Ignorant, Mean, Dumb, Racist, Going to Hell, Easy Prey, Destined to be alone forever. (These comments can be attributed to friends and lovers alike.)
Maybe they're right. I do know that each comment was INTENDED to hurt.
But....Opinions vary.
To be continued.....
Monday, November 17, 2008
What's Random and What's A Purpose
Where in the World is D today?
Today, I'm cleaning egg off my house.
Sometime between Halloween and the following Saturday afternoon someone egged my house. If I were a betting man I would bet Halloween, and I just didn't notice until I drove into the drive way Saturday evening. Then it happened again about a week later.
I have been told a zillion times since my world turned all wobbly, "Things happen for a reason." Can someone please explain to me the "reason" my house got egged. After talking to a few neighbors I learned of a car getting egged and a tire getting slashed. There was a reason for this?! The implication of things happening for a reason is there's some lesson to be learned. Where's the lesson? Seriously.... I don't get it.
Maybe things DO happen for a reason. I've never used that less than comforting platitude with anyone because, sometimes people are just mean and stupid. Or the universe just seems too big for my brain to manage. It's random. Again, I could be completely wrong because I can't see the reason.
So.... If you feel the need to express that particular sentiment to me in my moments of doubt and frustration, be ready for the follow up question, "OK smart guy, What's the reason?!" And I genuinely expect you to have a good concrete answer.
Today, I'm cleaning egg off my house.
Sometime between Halloween and the following Saturday afternoon someone egged my house. If I were a betting man I would bet Halloween, and I just didn't notice until I drove into the drive way Saturday evening. Then it happened again about a week later.
I have been told a zillion times since my world turned all wobbly, "Things happen for a reason." Can someone please explain to me the "reason" my house got egged. After talking to a few neighbors I learned of a car getting egged and a tire getting slashed. There was a reason for this?! The implication of things happening for a reason is there's some lesson to be learned. Where's the lesson? Seriously.... I don't get it.
Maybe things DO happen for a reason. I've never used that less than comforting platitude with anyone because, sometimes people are just mean and stupid. Or the universe just seems too big for my brain to manage. It's random. Again, I could be completely wrong because I can't see the reason.
So.... If you feel the need to express that particular sentiment to me in my moments of doubt and frustration, be ready for the follow up question, "OK smart guy, What's the reason?!" And I genuinely expect you to have a good concrete answer.
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